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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Kim Kardashian Cheats on Her Fiance With A Patriot...Naturally





From entertainmentwise.com

In Touch Weekly has reported that Kim had a secret phone-only relationship with New England patriots star Bret Lockett, whilst she was dating Kris! According to the mag, the relationship began when Kim's friend, Lauren London asked for Bret's number for Kim in October of last year.

A source revealed: “They chatted and then they started texting each other.” A friends said: “[Kim] still wanted [Bret] to send nudie pics of himself, but he wouldn’t do it because of Kris. “He’s not that kind of guy.”

When asked about the claims, Bret told the mag: “I don’t like to comment on my personal life, but Kim is a great girl. “I hope she’s happy.”


Kim K, you little slut! What's that old saying, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, its a duck? We'll in this case the duck is Kim Kardashian.

The second I heard she was dating some jabroni named Kris Humphries I knew it was a matter of time before she went back to the one that brought her to the dance, meaning jacked black dudes. I mean seriously, one look at Humphries and you knew she was already plotting her escape. Oh he spent 2/3 of his yearly salary on an engagement ring? Sorry brah, no amount of jewelry is gonna stop Kimmy K from riding the black stallion.

The funniest part of this is the guy she cheated on him with, a Patriots defensive back named Bret Lockett. Seven career tackles? Missing an entire season with an injury? I mean if she was looking for an athlete who was less relevant than Kris Humphries (a power forward on the New Jersey Nets), she may have found him. The star power requires to fuck Kim Kardashian keeps decreasing, and if this trend keeps up, maybe my softball team has a chance. I love how the article calls Lockett "star"! Maybe in comparison to Humphries.

The moral of the story is that once again, the Patriots win, even if it is a practice squad player all up in dat ass.




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