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Monday, October 24, 2011

Bye Week Non-News Item: Rob Gronkowski On the Hot Seat for Banging A Porn Star

You know how I know bye weeks suck?

When the prevailing story in New England is a picture that porn star Bibi Jones posted on Twitter (@xxxBibiJones) of her and Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski this past weekend. The picture's release has already been met with a little bit of controversy as it is clearly against "The Patriot Way", which is the most self-serving cliche this team has ever had. In my book, the Patriot Way went out the window a long time ago.

Was the picture that bad in nature? Not really. Sure, it's a picture of a porn star in JUST a Gronk jersey but you can see worse than that in a Victoria's Secret catalog. Jones went on Toucher and Rich this morning and said that her and Gronkowski didn't bang but come on sweetheart. Catch TDs and bang sluts, that's just what Gronk does.

I know the Patriots PR army are probably in crisis mode thanks to their logo all over the same body that lets guys B their Ls on, but I'm sure they've spoken to Gronk in the same way the Bruins talked to Marchand for going out and celebrating too hard after they won the Stanley Cup in June.

Should Gronkowski know better? Yes but as long as he's kicking ass on the field, he should be doing the same in the bedroom. I'm sure his teammate and budding amateur porn star Brandon Spikes didn't see the big deal in all this.

No homo.

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